What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

YO FACE

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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