Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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