- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

PIED NINNY!

Santa isn't real

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Banana Hamock.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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