What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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