- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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