- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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