- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

who's a slut... you're mom

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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