If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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im at school

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Anti Joke

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