- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Dyslexia ruels!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

fish fishy caoimhin

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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