- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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