What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Latvia isn't a joke

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Guess what What

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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