- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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