- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Hello penis

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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