Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Caolan and Eamon

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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