- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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