What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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