- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Tommy got neutered.

heat!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

this is stupid .... yep

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

women's rights, lol

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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