What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Women's rights.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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