your mom is so fat.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Reading books

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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