- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

An Artic Storm.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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