Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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