What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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