mitchell palmer sucks

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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