whats up with that? i'm from jersy

I LIKE TRAINS

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

sfdg

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

A Serbian Film

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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