Maths.

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Turkey Balls

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Women's Rights.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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