What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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