So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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