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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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