What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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This is funny.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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I work at jcpenny

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti Joke

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