- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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