why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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