Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

PIED NINNY!

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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