Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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penus

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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fava beans

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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