Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Poop

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Women's rights...

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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