Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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