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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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