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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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