Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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