What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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I like your hair

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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