- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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