- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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