- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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