- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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