What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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