How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Poop!!

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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