PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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