- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Poop.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's 9 + 10 19

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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