- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Justin's life

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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