Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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