whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How come anti jokes r funny

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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