- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

black chicken. kfc

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

human centipede

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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