- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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