- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

osama bin laden is dead

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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