- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

woman's rights

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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