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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An Italian leaves the mofia

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Poop.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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