Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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