Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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aodhan hearty

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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