- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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