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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Hitler and Jews become friends.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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