In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What? Yes.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Fox News

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

VaginaBoob ^.^

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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