- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

womens rights.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Me

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Feminism

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