scraggle is in you pillow case

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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