- Anti Joke

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

PIED NINNY!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

I'm HIV positive.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....