- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

your mother

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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