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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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