- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

It's long!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Knock knock

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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