How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Jack Stevens

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Do you love me? No.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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