- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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