- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Fart

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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