- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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