A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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women's rights, lol

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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PEANIS!

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