Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

whos district champs not JM

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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