Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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