Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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