- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

epic win?

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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