What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Dislike this.

feminists.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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