What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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eden stop

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Anti Joke

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