- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Knock knock

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Alchohol.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

knock knock whos their a person

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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