Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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