- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??