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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

speech and debate.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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