- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??