- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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