Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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are you gay does your mom know

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I'm hungry.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Your mom

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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