What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Womans baksetball...

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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