- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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