- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's the difference between a duck?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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