what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Alex Gedrose.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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