- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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