There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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