What's round and orangey? An orange.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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