There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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ejaculation JLR

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Anti Joke

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