Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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