What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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