- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poopy is poopy

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Your girlfriend.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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