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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What's big and long? My dick.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

go F*** yourself

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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