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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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