why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Replacement Referees

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Anti Joke

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