- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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