- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

No, Trinidad.

i had sex.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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