- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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