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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Can anyone Lenin money?

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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