what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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