Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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