A seal walks into a club.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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hey, my names mark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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you suck

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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