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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

This is a joke.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.