- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Blacks

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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