why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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