- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did sally drown cause she was black

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Poop.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

non poop

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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