- Anti Joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Is maynaise an instrument?