Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

I regret everything.....

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

The EPA.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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