Roses are red. Violets are purple

what is big and white? Your Mom

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

I'm HIV positive.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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