- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's the difference between a duck?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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