- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

your face is kinda funny

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