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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move