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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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