An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What's big and long? My dick.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

go F*** yourself

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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