What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Michel Moor on a die...

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Cheese

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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