A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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