What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Chick Norris... Enough said

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

hey, my names mark.

mental kid

FUCK THE JEWS

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

BOTTOM!!!

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What's two plus two? Window

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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