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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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