What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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RUN

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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