Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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heat!

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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