- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

i found waldo.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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