- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

When you have read this, you've already read it.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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