- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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